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Since James Taranto's Away, I'll Handle This One

James Taranto of WSJ has a recurring feature in his Best of the Web Today columns called Shortest Books ever written.  I found  an article on the American Thinker website called The Ethics of Eric Holder that would qualify.  Boy, if you printed that book the pages would be as blank as Joe Biden's brain scan.
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My Letter to Rose of America's Morning Show

Dear Rose,
 
I have a small request. (It would be my Christmas present.)  The next time Michelle "the Fridge" Obama is quoted giving her proposals concerning nutrition in general or children's nutrition in particular, could you remind your audience that Mrs. BO holds no elective or appointive office in any level of government, and thus has no more right to have her ideas and proposals taken seriously than any other rich middle-aged spendthrift wife who sends her kids to private schools?
 
Do you suppose she wants the rest of us to lay off the dainties and treats so that there will be enough for her?
 
Love the show,
 
David Williams
Hilton, NY
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The (Selective) Silence of the Dems

While I work on my first book, I will have to turn this little site into Cheap Shot Central, where you will be able to infrequently find little jabs and impertinent questions from my crabby perspective, like the following:
 
Has anyone besides me noticed that in the coverage of the Penn State abuse scandal, one consistently finds Joe Paterno's name mentioned more frequently than the actual perpetrator of the crimes, his assistant coach Jerry Sandusky?  This is only puzzling until you think about for a moment.  Remember that the majority of the media doing the reporting are liberals and thus are Democrats.  The public position of the(ir) party has become pro-homosexuality, and (by statistical projection) pro-pedophilia as well.  (Look up the research on homosexuals and pedophilia if you don't already know them.)  Furthermore, homosexuals have become a very influential group (resist temptation to type "grope" here) in Donkey Party circles. 
 
The conclusion is inescapable -- Sandusky behaved in a way that media liberal Democrats advocate!  Why would you expect criticism of him from them?
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Stink Up Wall Street -- a Few Brief Thoughts

I'm supposed to be writing a book, but since I haven't really worked out the format yet, I'll warm up with a few shots at an easy target -- the Stink Up Wall Street movement.  (I won't make the "movement" joke -- Burt Prelutsky beat me to it.)   Just a few thoughts:
 
Watching a few minutes of the demonstrations (of idiocy), I can't help but have more sympathy for the way that the Czar handled the "Bloody Sunday" demonstrations of 1905.  I found myself wishing for a regiment or two of Czarist cavalry myself to clear the streets or Zuccatti Park.  (I'm not sure of the spelling of the park name, although for the moment "Zoo-catti" seems appropriate.)  At least these rioters haven't yet been as violent as another mostly Democrat mob was in 1863, when riots against the Civil War draft swiftly turned into a savage race riot that had to be put down by Union troops who had just fought at Gettysburg.  All students of the history of racial violence in America please note that it was a principally Democrat mob. (It's worth repeating, as it was a foreshadowing of the the Ku Klux Klan violence against blacks and Republicans after the Civil War ended.)
 
The mob packing Wall Street says that the street stinks.  What else would you expect when you take a city street and pack it full of unwashed layabouts subsisting outdoors on a diet of rice and beans?
 
Actually, I don't see the big deal so far as New York City is concerned.  By now they're used to stinkards who don't want to work and who still think they ought to be given money living on the streets and in the parks, committing petty crimes and generally making decent working people miserable... 
 
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By-Request Heckling

My one regular reader wonders where I've gone off to, but the truth is I'm considering starting the book she and my wife have been urging me to write.  Nonetheless, I have a few minutes on my hand here at work this weekend, so here goes ...
 
I read that former Pennsylvania governor Tom RINO Ridge will be endorsing Jon RINO Huntsman for the Republican Party nomination for president.  This should punch Huntsman's ticket to the elephant graveyard.  Imagine having your intelligence vouched for by Jimmy Carter...
 
 
For the third consecutive year, BO has recommended eliminating or limiting the tax deduction for large charitable contributions by the "wealthy".  This would cripple many worthwhile charities doing wonderful work for those in needs.  You see, Dems like BO want all charitable giving to go through their hands, since 73% of the budgeted funds end up not in the tin cups of the poor, but in the pockets of government employees.  We wouldn't want our "social services" leeches to be deprived of taxpayer blood, would we?
 
 
 
In a splendid column on this equally splendid website, the splendid Humberto Fontova quotes the decidedly unsplendid Democrat Bob Beckel as having said “I still have my Che Guevara poster. Che Guevara was a freedom fighter.”  At this point it helps if you speak fluent Leftist.  If you do, you'll see that Beckel isn't wrong -- not completely, anyway.  Che Guevara was a freedom fighter, in the same way that Eisenhower was a Nazi fighter.  He was fighting against it.
 
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An obvious thought on California's prisons

I was reading a Ted Nugent column on the insane Supreme Court decision to let 30,000 California convicts loose to prey on the populace because the prisons were crowded and the poor misunderstood  inmates were uncomfortable.  Ted said quite rightly that they should be uncomfortable -- it's supposed to be a place of punishment, not a spa.  I've also read that California has very high unemployment, even for the Obamaconomy, and that there are billions of funds left unspent from the Obama Bank Robbery, er, the "Stimulus".
 
Am I the only person who sees the chance to use the funds (which you can bet your bottom dollar (before BO takes it away) will never be allowed to return to the Treasury unspent) to build the prisons (which will need to be staffed) that California needs to keep these criminals behind bars and away from the peaceful folk whom they will otherwise prey upon?
 
If I am, we're in worse trouble than even I thought.
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Daily Wry Bread

Several news outlets including Yahoo News (aka News for Left-Wing Yahoos) reported the story of a man who robbed a bank of $1 and then waited for police so that he could get free health care after being jailed.  From the Yahoo article:
 

"Verone also presented the view that if the United States had a health-care system which offered people more government support, he wouldn't have had to make the choice he did.

"'If you don't have your health you don't have anything,' Verone said."
 
Am I the only person who suspects that the reporter asked him to say that?
 
 
 
In the last week, James Taranto's Best of the Web Today feature at Opinionjournal.com has featured several unbalanced qoutes from the writers unstable at Salon.com.  Sometimes I think that a better name for that sight would be Saloon.com, as their writer must be drunk when they write their columns and blog.  At least I hope they're drunk.  If they're sober when they write their bitter left-wing screeds, then they need professional help.
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Tea Partiers' Arrogance, Ignorance Threatens 2012 Prospects

I have a confession to make.  I've "gone off" the Tea Party.
 
Don't get me wrong -- I share their principles, and during the Obamacare debate they were invaluable.  However, they are beginning to show all of the signs of hubris, the arrogance often connected with an over-estimate of one's own intelligence and powers which has so often brought down rulers, parties (like  the Republicans in 2006 and the Democrats in 1994), and even shop foremen and team captains.  I watched them help lose a traditionally Republican seat in NY-26, and now I'm watching them over-reach and ignore reality in the fight over the debt ceiling.  In each fight, I have witnessed the TPs act arrogantly, ignorantly, and in a way that one can only describe as self-defeating. 
 
In the special election held in NY-26 to replace my idiot congressman Chris Lee, who kicked away a seemingly promising House career to pursue sex outside of wedlock (I believe that was it; I couldn't restrain the old gag reflex long enough to study this thoroughly), the Tea Partiers showed arrogant ignorance of both the election system and of the candidate the Republicans selected.  They complained that the Republican Committee Chairmen chose the candidate, Jane Corwin, behind closed doors and not through a primary.  If they had bothered to read state law, they would have known that New York State law does not allow a primary for a special election.  By complaining, all the complainers showed was their own ignorance, and possibly laziness as well.
 
Their understanding of the candidate the chairmen selected was no better.  Having learned their lesson from the Dede Scozzafava fiasco, the chairmen selected Jane Corwin to carry the Republican banner in the special election.  The Tea Partiers should have been satisfied, as Corwin has the second-most conservative record of any Republican in either the state Senate or the Assembly.  She was endorsed by the New York Chamber of Commerce, the New York State Right to Life Committee (who rated her at 100% pro-life), and the National Rifle Association (who gave her a rating of A+).
 
Yet some of the high-self-esteem, low-study Tea Partiers still refused to endorse her.  Incredibly, they even considered endorsing venomous leftist Jack Davis, a perpetual candidate who ran for the seat four times before -- AS A DEMOCRAT!  Davis actually brags that he helped to elect Barack Obama President and Nazi Pelosi Speaker of the House.  He also supports abortion through all nine months of pregnancy, thus firmly placing him in the Louise Slaughter-the-Unborn wing of the Democrat Party.  In addition to being venomous, he is also ignorant of many matters.  This is a man who aired ads stating that the 2008 recession was caused (apparently solely) by the out-sourcing of American jobs to foreign countries.  Anybody dumb enough to believe that is too dumb even to be elected to Congress.
 
True,due to New York's peculiar election laws Davis was able to name his line on the ballot "Tea Party", but that doesn't mean that Tea Partiers have to be ill-informed enough to fall for it.  However, it appears that many did.
 
To their credit, the national Tea Party Express folks spotted the David swindle and hurried to the district to blow the whistle on it.  To their extreme discredit, the local media imposed a media blackout on the TPE press conference, because they did not want to report the news objectively, they wanted to help split the Republican vote in  order to help the Democrat Hochul win.  That's a subject I will return to soon, for it's another obstacle that the Republican's will need to surmount if they're to win in 2012 and save the country from BO's American Peronism.
 
There is some evidence that many Tea Partiers in the Greater Rochester area stayed home.  They didn't even know that they had an actual conservative to vote for.  Meanwhile, Hochul supporters in Erie and Niagara Counties turned out to support their hyper-leftist candidate.  Hochul won, proving again that you can't beat fanatical opposition with ill-informed apathy.
 
The Tea Partiers weren't much better during the debt ceiling debate.  Now I'm not happy with the deal either, but it doesn't seem to occur to the TPs that they helped bring it about.  They don't understand that the Republicans still only control one house of Congress, and there's still a Marxist/Keynesian in the White House.  As Michael Barone points out, the Pachyderms need to win another election in 2012 to have a mandate that they can convert into real results.  In the meantime, the best the Republican leadership can do is keep the wagon from hurtling off the cliff before January of 2013.  It doesn't help when Tea Party "leaders" appear on TV demanding Speaker Boehner's ouster during the negotiations.  This weakened his negotiating position in much the same way that the Viet Nam War protestors weakened first Johnson, and then Nixon.  In many ways, that ignorant rabble helped make the slaughter of over two million people and the enslavement of millions more possible.
 
Let's hope that the Tea Partiers don't help enable the destruction of America's liberties the same way.
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Your Daily Wry Bread

Do I see the beginning of an experimental pattern here?  First the Democrats picked a crazy white man, Howard Dean, to be their national committee chair.  Now they have chosen Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, a crazy white woman, to be their national face and talking head.  Hmm...
 
If I'm right, the next party chair will be either Ellen DeGeneris or Sheila Jackson Lee.
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Your Daily Wry Bread

I was reading Jay Nordlinger's latest on National Review Online, and he mentioned California's voting for blasts from the failed past (Jerry Brown as Governor, Barbara Boxer for the Senate), and what this indicates for the future of the state.  It suddenly occurred to me that sunny Cal is heading into a death spiral.  They vote in dim-bulb Democrats, the Democrats implement disastrous economic policies, leading saner Californians (Republicans, mostly) to flee the state for states which don't cripple businesses with disastrous economic policies, which leaves California with even higher proportions of Democrats to vote in more dim-bulbs with more disastrous economic policies, and the cycle repeats.  God help those too stupid to help themselves.  They certainly need His aid.
 
When I was young, I used to root for the Oakland A's, the Los Angeles Dodgers, the Oakland Raiders, and the Los Angeles Lakers.  Now I root for the San Andreas Fault.
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Question of the Day

After I watched more video of the woman who Jim Quinn of America's Morning Show calls "the gift that keeps on giving", DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz, I was struck by an odd thought.  Did the Democrats pick DWS to head their national committee to demonstrate their continuing devotion to Affirmative Action?  After all, DWS certainly seems to be the first party national committee chair with Tourette Syndrome.
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"Choice"

I note with interest that Michelle Bachmann's husband has come under fire for "choosing" to help homosexuals who "choose" to try to resist and eliminate their homosexual attractions.  This is typical of the liberals' view of freedom of choice.  They only respect your freedom to choose if you choose their way. 
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The Symbol of Democratic and Media Rot

MSNBC, apparently reinforcing its reputation for repulsive leftism, is reported to be giving the "Reverend" Al Sharpton his own show on their network.  Al's clout in the media and in Democratic Party circles has long been a great symbol of the corruption of both venerable institutions.  For anyone unfamiliar with the glory that is Sharpton, this article by Jay Nordlinger will be useful.
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Slash and Swish

I read an article recently about the re-segregation of Chicago, IL.  Apparently racial separation and racial tension and violence are on the rise, and have been for may years.  Wow -- I guess the only fully integrated part of Chicago during the last decade or so was Obama himself.



One reason I would like to see Chris Christie run for President is that the next Republican President will have to be strong enough to wield a bloody ax on the federal government.  The federal budget and the federal payroll need to be cut at least 50%, and the coverage of any Republican President who were courageous enough  to propose it would make George W. Bush's media treatment look like Baby Barry's.  

Tony the Libertarian would say that the way to go would be to restrict the federal government to the functions allowed by the Constitution.  He's right, of course, and wouldn't you love to see a Presidential candidate say that?  One who isn't a 78-year-old loon, anyway...



Speaking of libertarians, I received a response to a posting a short time ago that revealed one of the exasperating weaknesses of modern libertarianism.  My respondent, who seems a decent sort, said that

"There is no-nil-nada-zero-zip-zilch
legitimate reason or justification for either the U.S. federal government or any state or local government to deal with, much less speak of "marriage". Those governments having done so, however -- e.g. with tax laws, with privileges and immunities, with blood tests, with licensing -- it behooves those of right mind to try to correct infringements by government on individual liberty, which is, after all, Crab, unalienable.

If two men or two women or three women and two men and a goat wish to "marry", it is the role of no American government to approve, disapprove, condone or illegitimate said. You may continue to assume, however, that God will have her say at the time of his choosing."

Seemingly reasonable, there are flaws in the argument when examined closely.  Ann Coulter points out several of them in one of her best columns, written in the wake of the Republican Presidential Candidate Debate held in June.  There are a few other points I'd like to make, as well.

I see that my correspondent invoked the doctrine of inalienable rights.  As so unforgettably described by Declaration of Independence author Thomas Jefferson, our inalienable rights come from our Creator.  Can someone find me the scripture or other holy text in which God grants the right to marriage to "two men or two women or three women and two men and a goat"?

Our Ann did not point out this fact, but I will.  Homosexuals commit pedophiliac acts at a far higher rate than heterosexuals, according to the surveys that are actually willing to publish their data with their conclusions.  In fact, the dirty secret of the Catholic Church's priest-pedophilia scandal is that it is just as much a homosexual scandal as it is a pedophilia scandal.  A very clear majority of the offenses committed by priests against children were homosexual offenses.  It is a sad fact, but a fact nonetheless, that recognizing a legal right to homosexual marriage will lead to a no-longer-legally-resistible demand for homosexual adoption.  In fact, I am sure that legalizing homosexual marriage will lead inevitably to an increase in pedophiliac crimes against children.

A weakness in modern American libertarianism is that they never seem to see the inevitable results of their so-very-principled positions when put into practice.  My correspondent so-reasonable position, calculated to protect the rights of the 1-2% of the population who are homosexual, will lead inevitably to the diminution of the rights, both inalienable and Constitutional of the rest of the American people.  It is not difficult to imagine why.

Let us consider the case of the Catholic adoption services in Massachusetts who were forced to stop arranging adoptions because it would not arrange them for homosexual couples.  (Maggie Gallagher discusses this situation here.)  The Catholic Church, in accordance with the Bible, does not condone homosexuality.  (Some Catholic leaders do, but that's another church scandal that I will not address here, or at least now.)  Can some libertarian explain to me why the Catholic Church does not have the right to make adoption arrangements for heterosexual couples who are willing to abide by the church's adoption agency's rules?  Is this not a violation of the church members 1st Amendment freedom of worship?  And what of the couples' rights?  Should they not have the right to choose an adoption agency which agrees with their religious beliefs?  Actually, if I recall, the Massachusetts Catholic adoption agency did not even insist that the couple be Catholic.

Not good enough for the homosexual lobby and their supporters.  They insist that everyone else give up their liberties in deference to their sexual orientation.  Lawsuits have been filed and won against such people as Christian photographers who did not want to be hired to take photos of a homosexual wedding.  I didn't make that up.  The homosexual couple sued the photographers for declining to violate their own beliefs.  Appallingly, the verdict was in favor of the plaintiffs, and a district court upheld the ruling.  

(Just a thought.  The photographers tried to refuse to work for someone, and the courts decreed that they did not have the right to refuse.  Didn't we get rid of this sort of thing in 1865?)

What next?  Will churches and other Christian organizations be forced to hire homosexuals?  Will they even be allowed to decline to hire one?  Will the courts force them to grant benefits to homosexual "spouses"?  Given verdicts like the above, I wouldn't bet largely against it.

Libertarians need to remember something about American leftists.  Every time you help them expand their so-called "rights" (most of which are privileges, not rights), you are helping to diminish everyone else's liberties -- including your own.



This post is getting a bit long, and time is doing the reverse.  More later, and thanks to anyone still reading.

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A Drive-By Blogging

I've got a half-hour left of lunch, so here goes...
 
 
 
I read an article by Selwyn Duke on the American Thinker website regarding school adminis-traitors (spelling deliberate) who say that the sight of the American Flag in an American school "might offend" someone.  Much can be said here, but I'll restrict myself to two points:
 
When a flag-banning teacher or other such "liberal" says "That may offend someone", what they are actually saying (in a cowardly fashion) is "That offends me!"
 
My late, great father taught me that people who want to restrict other peoples freedoms so that they can go through life unoffended are in fact in dire need of being offended -- as often as you can accomplish it.  Dad was right -- as always.
 
 
 
It is not as well remembered as it should be (particularly by me) that July 4th, in addition to being the brithday of our nation, is the birthday of an under-rated President, Calvin Coolidge.  It is a mystery to some I'm sure that Coolidge's reputation and fame are undergoing something of a revival these days, but it doesn't surprise me.  With the vacuous, babbling, pompous, media-hogging highbinder President we have now, how can anyone be surprised that many of us long for a President nicknamed "Silent Cal"?
 
 
 
Want to see a politician sputter himself into a knot?  Ask the obnoxious Barney Frank "What do you have to say to those who say you are condescending, rude, and abusive to people who disagree with you in public?"
 
 
 
I recently encountered someone who remembered me from high school.  I didn't remember her, since they were two years behind me at school and also because no-one called the Hermit Crab can possibly be a "people person".  She said I haven't changed -- that I look the same as I did in school.  So I guess I've looked 51 years old for 34 years.
 
 
 
Tony the Libertarian sent me this article on the unfolding Atlanta Public School teaching scandal.  It seems that employees of the school system at all levels have been changing students' answers on tests to make the schools look far better than they are.  Question for the teachers' unions -- why is it we never see a scandal like this exposed by unionized teachers or their representatives?  They were being asked, (and in some cases coerced) to break the law.  Shouldn't the union have stood up for them?  Of course, it's the kids who get hurt when they go on in life and discover too late that their teachers and schools have cheated them of the education they should haqve received in their youth.  Of all the pretentious cant that thinking Americans have to put up with today, that of the teachers' unions claims that they are saints who say they do it all "for the children" is perhaps the most offensive.
 
 
 
Re the last item, I guess we now know where the Democrats get their vote counters (read "stealers" and Stealing Elections by John Fund).
 
 
 
You know, there are husbands in America whose wives refuse to even speak to them?  I must find out how they do it...
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