Posted by
The Hermit Crab on Saturday, November 22, 2008 11:33:11 AM
During this time of shrinking job opportunities, I'm pleased to report two areas where job openings are forthcoming:
Media watchdog groups like the Media Research Center and Accuracy in Media will need extra help, as they may soon be forced to put out hourly updates to keep up with the Obamamania that we're already being deluged with, and which will submerge us entirely starting in January.
The second industry who will be hiring is the airsick bag industry, which will be needed by all intelligent people who watch the blizzrds of bosh on TV, hear it on the radio, or read it in the papers and magazines.
Get your resumes ready!