Posted by
The Hermit Crab on Saturday, October 02, 2010 2:29:00 PM
I saw an item on TownHall.com on the right side of the page I was reading, announcing that ex-President and on-running disaster Dim Jim Carter, notorious anti-Semite and chronic meddler in world affairs, had been rushed to a hospital. My first thought was that the Truth, having grown impatient after forty years of waiting to be recognized, had finally bitten Jimmy on the *ss.
Carter was unable to identify his assailant.