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While I'm Not Watching BO's Speech...

I'm not watching BO.  I've never been so sick of a politician's face and voice in my life.  For anyone else who can't stomach watching Teleprompter Boy, I have just a few wisecracks to pass the time before the experts' opinions start showing up on this website:
 
 
 
 Many people can't understand how Mr. Dithers could take 83 days to decide on Gen. McCrystal's request for 40,000 more troops for Afghanistan.  That's an easy one.  He was trying to find a way to vote "Present".
 
 
 
Possible title for future movie about Obama administration's war against Islamic terrorism:  Victory is Not an Option.
 
 
 
I noticed that no-one in the media seemed to consider one possibility in the recent Afghan election.  They never even considered the possibility that Karzai won the election.  I think that his opponents knew that he won, and they tried to manipulate the election observers and the anti-Karzai press to overturn the election with false charges (or largely false) of election fraud.  Unlike the majority of the big media these days, you see, I don't automatically assume that the pro-America candidate is a lying, cheating, corrupt dirtbag.
 
I guess there's no need to send my resume to NBC or MSNBC...
 
 
 
One of the many sound speculations on the predictable consequences of passing either the House or the Senate Health Care Hostile Takeover bill has concerned what the best and brightest of high school and college students will do if doctors become underpaid, over-regulated, and harassed government employees (but without the civil service protections).  They would not likely become doctors.  It takes too long and usually saddles the student with very large debts to work off.  What field would they go into, to use their brains and make good money?  I pondered this, and suddenly had a horrible thought.
 
OMIGOSH!!  THEY'LL ALL BECOME LAWYERS!!!
 
 
 
 One definition used to identify a liberal -- Can they tell the difference between diversity and perversity?  If not, they're probably a liberal.
 
 
 
 Give the liberals credit for one thing, though.  They have learned the true lesson of Vietnam.  No, not the one they said publicly, which was "Never get involved in a ground war in Asia."  We did exactly that in World War II, and we won.  The real lesson is that the side with terrible ideas and unlimited determination can defeat the side with good ideas and limited determination.  We can defeat them on the issues with our ideas, but we need to match their energy, and not wear boxing gloves to a knife fight.  This ain't beanbag, Junior.  This is war, and the future of our nation.  Fight!
 
 
 
Thanks for keeping me company while we didn't watch together.  Good night, and God help us all!
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The Election Post-Mortem Blog

I'm in too tense a mood to write anything profound these days, so I'm just going to type up my notes, and see what happens.  Here goes...
 
 
 
Some have been a bit bewildered by the whirlygigging of David Brooks during and after this election campaign.  Ann Coulter wrote of this in her column of November 12 (and wrote well), but she didn't quite offer the conclusion that I would have.  David Brooks is supposedly a conservative, but keep in mind that he is the pet conservative of the New York Times.  Calling someone a New York Times Conservative is rather like calling someone a Vidkun Quisling Norwegian.
 
 
 
Thinking of the liberals wanting to called progressives these days (since "liberal" has become a dirty word -- not without reason), I am reminded of an interview I read once with Ian Anderson, the front man/flautist of the veteran British folk-rock group Jethro Tull.  He was asked by the interviewer how the band came to be named Jethro Tull.  He told the interviewer that when the band was starting out, it was not at all good, and the only way you could get return "gigs" at a club was to change your name, so that the club owners would think that you were a different band.  "Jethro Tull" happened to be the name that they were using when they finally started to create good music.
 
The parallel is not perfect, however.  Jethro Tull eventually became one of the finest folk-rock band in rock history.  The liberal/progressives never change and never improve.  They just play the same old sheet music, always off-key, and they never get any better or any smarter.  They're still a kazoo at a funeral, except that the kazooist does no real harm.
 
 
 
I recently was written up at work for missing days due to illness.  Most places, I believe, don't write up (or even potentially fire) employees for taking their sick days, but I am "represented" by a particularly useless local of UNITE-HERE.  In the years I've worked at my company, I have never heard of them going to bat for anyone who is having problems with management.  However, after getting us pay raises so small that they amount to pay cuts (after inflation), they have no reluctance to immediately raise our union dues year after year.  I am told that this is how our lovely little union shop has always been.
 
Personally, I think that my union, and unions in general, would be more effective if they spent less time trying to get illegal immigrants the right to stay in our country (and drive down wages) and elect Democratic candidates who want to raise our taxes, increase regulations (which drive American jobs overseas), and more time trying to advance the interests of their dues-paying members.
 
Or would that be too much like work?
 
 
 
I have a nasty feeling that the Islamists in Iraq and Afghanistan are saving their best efforts for the day when our new, neophyte President takes office.  They have learned through painful experience that they cannot drive President Bush to withdraw our troops by attacking them, so I think that they will wait for Baby Barry to raise his hand on January 20th, and then they will raise Hell.
 
I confess that I have had the I'm-sure futile hope that President Bush would call his military leaders together and tell them something like "I'm on my way out as President.  What have I to lose now?  I'm giving you perhaps my final order -- find the terrorists, and WIPE THEM OUT.  Every one you can find.  No negotiations.  No prisoners.  No borders.  If they run to Iran or Pakistan, get them there.  If they want to go to Allah, we should give them the express ticket.  Let's see them call THAT a win!"
 
Alas, 'tis not to be...
 
 
 
End of Part I.
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