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Vote "No" on Hillary for Secretary of State

One of the great advantages of being a nobody blogger who is not dependent on writing for his living is that I can afford to be completely honest.  I say all honest Americans should ask their Senators to vote "no" on the nomination of Hillary Clinton to be Secretary of State because she has demonstrated in the past a willingness to accept and even to solicite bribes.  Readers who want proof of this statement need only consult "Hell to Pay" and "The Final Days" by the late, great Barbara Olson.  If your library doesn't have them, burn it down.  (Just kidding.)
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The Election Post-Mortem Blog

I'm in too tense a mood to write anything profound these days, so I'm just going to type up my notes, and see what happens.  Here goes...
 
 
 
Some have been a bit bewildered by the whirlygigging of David Brooks during and after this election campaign.  Ann Coulter wrote of this in her column of November 12 (and wrote well), but she didn't quite offer the conclusion that I would have.  David Brooks is supposedly a conservative, but keep in mind that he is the pet conservative of the New York Times.  Calling someone a New York Times Conservative is rather like calling someone a Vidkun Quisling Norwegian.
 
 
 
Thinking of the liberals wanting to called progressives these days (since "liberal" has become a dirty word -- not without reason), I am reminded of an interview I read once with Ian Anderson, the front man/flautist of the veteran British folk-rock group Jethro Tull.  He was asked by the interviewer how the band came to be named Jethro Tull.  He told the interviewer that when the band was starting out, it was not at all good, and the only way you could get return "gigs" at a club was to change your name, so that the club owners would think that you were a different band.  "Jethro Tull" happened to be the name that they were using when they finally started to create good music.
 
The parallel is not perfect, however.  Jethro Tull eventually became one of the finest folk-rock band in rock history.  The liberal/progressives never change and never improve.  They just play the same old sheet music, always off-key, and they never get any better or any smarter.  They're still a kazoo at a funeral, except that the kazooist does no real harm.
 
 
 
I recently was written up at work for missing days due to illness.  Most places, I believe, don't write up (or even potentially fire) employees for taking their sick days, but I am "represented" by a particularly useless local of UNITE-HERE.  In the years I've worked at my company, I have never heard of them going to bat for anyone who is having problems with management.  However, after getting us pay raises so small that they amount to pay cuts (after inflation), they have no reluctance to immediately raise our union dues year after year.  I am told that this is how our lovely little union shop has always been.
 
Personally, I think that my union, and unions in general, would be more effective if they spent less time trying to get illegal immigrants the right to stay in our country (and drive down wages) and elect Democratic candidates who want to raise our taxes, increase regulations (which drive American jobs overseas), and more time trying to advance the interests of their dues-paying members.
 
Or would that be too much like work?
 
 
 
I have a nasty feeling that the Islamists in Iraq and Afghanistan are saving their best efforts for the day when our new, neophyte President takes office.  They have learned through painful experience that they cannot drive President Bush to withdraw our troops by attacking them, so I think that they will wait for Baby Barry to raise his hand on January 20th, and then they will raise Hell.
 
I confess that I have had the I'm-sure futile hope that President Bush would call his military leaders together and tell them something like "I'm on my way out as President.  What have I to lose now?  I'm giving you perhaps my final order -- find the terrorists, and WIPE THEM OUT.  Every one you can find.  No negotiations.  No prisoners.  No borders.  If they run to Iran or Pakistan, get them there.  If they want to go to Allah, we should give them the express ticket.  Let's see them call THAT a win!"
 
Alas, 'tis not to be...
 
 
 
End of Part I.
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A Disgusting Development for Conservatives

I'm at work today.  They allow us to read at our stations between calls, so I'm reading articles I've downloaded from the Internet.  Suddenly, I was hit (with an effect rather like bird droppings from the sky) by an appalling thought.  With the Republicans in the Senate down to 41 or 42 seats (I think Saxby Chambliss will be returned, but Minnesota AG Mark Ritchie may succeed in helping Al Franken steal Norm Coleman's seat), RINOs like Olympia Snowe, Susan Collins, and Arlen Specter suddenly become vitally important to any attempts to maintain filibusters against dreadful Democratic ideas.  Will they stand with their party?  Will they demand unacceptable recompense for their support.
 
I fear the worst.  These may be dark days descending...
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"Good" Economic News

During this time of shrinking job opportunities, I'm pleased to report two areas where job openings are forthcoming:
 
Media watchdog groups like the Media Research Center and Accuracy in Media will need extra help, as they may soon be forced to put out hourly updates to keep up with the Obamamania that we're already being deluged with, and which will submerge us entirely starting  in January.
 
The second industry who will be hiring is the airsick bag industry, which will be needed by all intelligent people who watch the blizzrds of bosh on TV, hear it on the radio, or read it in the papers and magazines.
 
Get your resumes ready!
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Support Norm Coleman, Oppose Election Fraud! (Amended)

Even though I couldn't afford to, I just donated to Norm Coleman's campaign, and I urge anyone reading this to do so, too.  It's time for all of us who support honest elections to stand up and shout "No!  We will not tolerate flamboyant seat-stealing before our very eyes!  We will not let crooked politics hand a seat to an unfunny man (thank you, James Taranto) who is in no way qualified to be in the Senate, and who LOST the election.  The leftmedia may allow it, but we will NOT!"
 
Benito O'Carter surfed to victory on a tidal wave of money (legal and illegal).  Even if Senator Coleman is not a 100% conservative, he's infinitely better than Al Franken, and we must not let dollars and fraud defraud a decent man who played by the rules and won fair and square. 
 
(To donate to Norm Coleman's stop-Frankenfraud efforts, go here.  To see why I consider this effort so important, go here.)
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A Partner for Senator McConnell

I've read in a few places of a wish to replace Sen. Mitch McConnell in the leadership of the Republican minority in the Senate.  While I know he's pulled a weathercock on us a few times in the past, I think replacing him would be an error. Sen. McConnell is one of our few masters of parliamentary procedures, and as a minority you need to have a complete mastery of the rules in order to avoid being trampled by a bitterly partisan majority.  What we really need is a partner for the Senator; someone who is a master of the Reaganite Republicanism that united our party for many year.  We need a Senator who is a master of conservative ideas, and who presents them in an unapologetic and winning fashion.
 
May I nominate Sen. Jim DeMint of South Carolina?
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Sadly, I Predicted the Republican Demise...

Several years ago, some of the senior Republicans started retiring.  Not the ones we wanted to retire, like Pete Domenici and Arlen Specter (who, like his name foreshadows, haunts our efforts to this day), but men like Dick Armey and Jesse Helms.  Dick Armey was one of our few idea men, and Jesse Helms was a fearless defender of conservative and American interests.  (During the Clinton administration, Jesse Helms's in-box was where Bill Clinton's bad foreign policy ideas went to die.)  I told Tony that the Republicans had just lost a good deal of their brains (as opposed to their minds, which came soon thereafter), and much of their spine as well.  The Republicans were still a viable ideas-and-principles party at that point, but soon after losing these leaders and others they began to decay into the pork-and-perks party we lament today.
 
The loss of backbone became immediately obvious when the Republicans let their superb House Majority Leader, Tom Delay, be dragged down on false charges (see this article by Ann Coulter, who was one of the few with enough guts to defend Delay at the time).  As Ann herself might say, if the Republicans couldn't be at least as brave as she, they were in big trouble.
 
And they were.
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My New Political Donation Strategy

This year I tried out a new, Republican-with-limited-funds donation system.  At first, I thought I would forego giving all together.  That ism until I found that political dilettante and dirty campaigner Richard Dollinger was running against my reasonably conservative and wholly respectable State Senator Joseph Robach.  Even then I hesitated (I didn't yet know that Dollinger had received $47,500 in Soros family money) -- until NARAL entered into my calculations with a nasty attack ad on my Senator.  This sent me to the Internet, where I tracked down Senator Robach's campaign website.  A check was soon winging its way to the good Senator's campaign.
 
Just a few days later, I received a robo-call which began "You have probably been contacted by your union asking your support for Alice Kryzan ..."  I needed to here no more.  (M)Alice Kryzan is a Marxist, abandon-the-troops far-left Democrat trial lawyer who was running against Republican Chris Lee, a successful business man seeking to succeed reliable conservative Republican Thomas Reynolds in the US House of Representatives (which is largely the House of Reprehensibles, these days, but that's another subject).  I believed the robo-call, since UNITE-HERE, the union I am a most unwilling member of, is your normal "support the Democrats, screw our members" union.
 
Off to the computer, a bit of searching, and presto!  Another campaign donation.
 
The Friday before the election, I received another robo-call, which started "This is (some lying SOB) from the D Triple-C, with shocking news about Chris Lee's..."  Click.  The D Triple-C, for those of you who do not marinate themselves in politics, is the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee.  I made the familiar trek to the den, the computer, and Chris Lee's campaign site.
 
Voila!  Another on-line contribution!  (Please note that in every case I told the recipient of my contribution(s) the reason for my contributions.)
 
That's the system.  Vote for the candidate that closest matches your views (don't hold out for the perfect match - you may never vote again).  Contribute when the anger moves you.  (So far it's working.  Both Chris Lee and Joseph Robach won their elections.  I take full credit.)
 
And always oppose NARAL, the "D Triple-C", and UNITE-HERE.   
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Received from a Beautiful Friend

I asked for her permission to post an e-mail she sent me after the election, and received it.  I agree with every word.
 
 
 
 I have this horrible sense of dread. I really think we’re going to experience some major negative changes in this country. I almost believe it could be the beginning of the end for life as we know it.

Did you hear that there are some reports that the two earthquakes in Iran last week were actually underground nuclear tests? We’ve basically forgotten about world affairs here now. It’s all about finance, and that super tax refund our Dear Lord Obama is going to redistribute our way. We’ve got jobless single moms dancing in the streets in Florida because Obama is going to pay their mortgage and gas bills, while in the meantime Iran is getting ready to hit Israel. That’s going to be the “big test” for Obama that Biden was so candid about. And remember what else he said. We aren’t going to like his response. In other words, we aren’t going to like it when we see that he’s allied with Iran and all for watching our traditional allies get nuked. We aren’t going to like it when we see what the real consequences of surrender in the Middle East are. Obama won’t mind Sharia law here in the U.S., because that’s a natural progression for him and part of his real agenda, but we aren’t going to like it.

But frankly, we’ll deserve it. We deserve it because we are a country of absolute idiots, willing to hand the reigns over to someone as radically leftist as Obama, along with a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate and a strong majority in the house. All that remains is for a restructuring of the Supreme Court, and that’s all she wrote.

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Why I'm Keeping My McCain Bumper Sticker

I have had enough of Obamidiots celebrating Baby Benito's election, So I'm going to put this up at my work station.  Feel free to borrow it if you wish, no attribution necessary.
 
 
 

I’m keeping my McCain bumper sticker on my car because…

When you Obama voters realize that raising taxes on oil companies means raising
taxes on yourself because the oil companies are forced to raise their prices to cover
the increased taxes in order to survive…
 
When you realize that raising corporate tax rates means forcing companies to move
jobs offshore, since companies will no longer be able to stay competitive while paying
 the highest corporate tax rates in the industrialized world, and that you may have just
 forced your own job overseas…

When you realize that raising the capital gains tax means raising your own taxes, since it is paid by anyone who has investments that can realize a gain someday (in real value or just inflated), and that includes your 401k…

When you realize that the Democrats mean to take your right to criticize them in public away from you by means of the misnamed “Fairness Doctrine”…

When you realize that by voting the Democrats into power you voted to bring back the Marriage Penalty, the Death Tax, and to let your lower tax rates expire…

And when you realize that these results were all brought on by the naivety and ignorance of voters like yourselves…

I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THAT I DO NOT SHARE THE BLAME FOR THE CHOICES THAT IDIOT VOTERS MADE IN 2008!

 

 

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A Historic Election

Everywhere I turn, I see, hear, or read how the election of Benito O'Carter is "historic".  I can't help but agree.  I do not believe that we have ever before elected the candidate for President who was endorsed by the Communist Party USA.  (Of course, Baby Barry was also endorsed by Hamas, Hezbollah, and Col. Moammar Khadafy.)
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Why I Will Not Treat Benito O'Carter with Respect, Item 1

I told my wife that regardless of the fact that Barack Obama is the President-Elect, I will not treat him with a respect that he does not deserve.  I will explain more fully later, but for now I wish to reproduce here an e-mail warning that I received before the election from the NRA, a group of which I am a proud member.  I do not respect a cheater:
 

Dear (Hermit Crab),

It has come to our attention that with Halloween upon us, the Barack Obama campaign and its allies are up to dirty political tricks. 

NRA members in key presidential battleground states have informed us they have received deliberately misleading phone calls from someone professing to represent the NRA, asking voters to support Barack Obama.  This is an absolute and intentional lie. 

NRA has long been on record as opposing Barack Obama, as Barack Obama has long been on record as opposing the rights of law-abiding gun owners.  For example, Barack Obama: 

 -Voted to allow the prosecution of citizens who use a firearm for self-defense in the home (Illinois Senate, S.B. 2165. 3/25/04); 

- Voted to allow reckless lawsuits designed to put America's firearms industry out of business (S.397, vote 219, 7/29/05); 

- Voted to ban almost all rifle ammunition commonly used for hunting and sport shooting (United States Senate, S. 397, vote 217, 7/29/05);  

-  Supported a 500% increase in federal taxes on guns and ammunition (Chicago Defender, 12/13/99);  

- Voted to ban hundreds of rifles and shotguns commonly used for hunting, including single-shot, over-under and side-by-side shotguns (Illinois Senate SB 1195, 3/13/03); and,  

- Proposed restrictions that would close 90% or more of all gun stores in the U.S. (Chicago Defender, 12/13/99).  

For more information on the TRUTH about Barack Obama's hostility toward the Second Amendment, please visit www.GunBanObama.com.

If you receive a call to this effect, please know that it is a deliberate attempt by Barack Obama supporters to mislead gun owners.  Our opponents know that you can make the difference in this election, and they'll stop at nothing to try and deceive you!   

Thank you for your support, and remember to "Vote Freedom First!" on November 4th. 

Sincerely, 

Chris W. Cox
Executive Director, NRA-ILA

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New York State of Irony

In my home state of New York, we had the State Senate go Republican for the first time in 40 years.  Oddly, this is probably a great blow to the plans of our Democrat Governor, David Patterson.  The Governor, who succeeded to the job when Eliot Spitzer was forced to resign in a prostitution scandal (he wasn't a prostitute, except for campaign cash), is the usual New York liberal in all ways save one -- he actually seems to understand economics. 
 
The state, due in large part to the Wall Street meltdown, is facing a huge budget deficit this years and apparently for years to come.  He realizes that hiking New York's already sky-high taxes would be a catastrophe, since the state is hemorrhaging jobs already.  He was trying to persuade the legislature to cut the bloated state budget, and he was getting at least a little help from  State Senate Republicans.
 
Now, with the take-over of the Senate by his supposed political allies, he most likely has even less chance of accomplishing this than he had before.
 
Train wreck, here we come!
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Thank You, "Andrews"

I have been called upon by my only regular reader to write something in response to tonight's disastrous election.  I'm in no mood to do so, but a blogger named Andrews wrote a superb article (posting is too small a word for such a well-reasoned writing) which I'd like to have every simon-pure, "send a message" conservative out there.
 
I'll have much more to say next week, when I'll have four days off and will hopefully have calmed down a little.
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The Question Not Asked

Jurassic Tom Brokaw and the other moderators of this year's debates showed one of the finer techniques of media bias -- the question not asked.  Among many troublesome aspects of Barack Obama's record (and Joe Biden's, too, for that matter), is the fact that Obama is almost psychopathically pro-abortion.  I mean, this guy voted against a restriction on Partial Birth Abortion in the Illinois Senate that Barbara Boxer (D-NARAL) voted for.  You vote more pro-abortion than Barbara Boxer, and you're entering Mengele territory.  To the best of my knowledge (I read about them widely -- my life has too little time left to spare watching them), the abortion question -- THE social question of the last 35 years, was never brought up.  You see, the Democrat is not even within telescope range of the mainstream on this question, and so the moderators (Jim Lehrer, Gwen Ifill, Tom Brokaw, and Bob Schieffer) made sure that the embarrassing question was never asked.
 
Who would have guessed that the most substantial debate would be the one Pastor Rick Warren hosted at Saddleback Church?
 
To catch the fullness of liberal media bias, you not only have to hear what they say, but also what they don't say.
 
To me, this years debates reminded me of nothing so much as a professional wrestling match.   Maybe they could get Rowdy Roddy Piper to moderate one of the debates next time around.  If there are debates.  I'm wondering if debates will continue if Barack O'Carter wins.  He may move to outlaw all opposing political parties from his office in the new American capital of Obama, DC.
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