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Victor Davis Hanson on the Greatest of Obama Perils

Victor Davis Hanson of National Review Online is one of the most discerning conservative writers on the scene today.  Recently he wrote of the most insidious of the Obamaites' habits -- their disregard for the Constitution, the law, and the separation of powers within the federal government.  Much of the tremendous damage they have already done and plan to do to our country is being accomplished through this illegal but so far unstopped method.  Read the column to learn more.  It's too important to miss.
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Sen. Robert Byrd, RIP

The Crab notes with a little regret that Senator Robert Byrd (D-WV) has gone to join his dog Billy in that great hunting ground in the sky.  I wanted to observe his passing appropriately during my lunch hour, but they didn't have any pork in our vending machine...
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The Crab Writes the NRA on their Munich Deal, Gets Insulted in Return

The Crab is angry with the NRA (in a related story, Hell hosts ice skating championships).  Rather than standing up for the free speech rights of all Americans, they have reportedly made a shady bargain with the free-speech crushers, in what a modern Winston Churchill would call appeasement.  Our would-be masters on the left cannot be appeased, and normally the NRA's leadership is savvy enough to recognize this.  Predictably, this has raised a bit of an uproar.  HC here decided to let the gun good guys know that there's a problem brewing in NRAville, so I sent them this message:



Like many other members and freedom lovers, I am surprised and disgusted at the deal you cut with the sponsors of the DISCLOSE Act. Have you forgotten that members of the NRA are members of other organizations, too, which may be muzzled by this foul act?  At a time when groups like the Business Roundtable are discovering that they were swindled in their deals with the health care "reform" sponsors, you are gullible enough to make a deal with the same swindlers?  How long do you think your "carve-out" will last?  Don't you understand that the gun-banners you're dealing with will wipe out the exception at the first opportunity?   

You also claim to be a single-issue organization, representing the 2nd Amendment right before protecting the rights of the 1st Amendment.  Each right protects the other.  If we lose one, we will lose the other inevitably.  If we expect any others to stand with us when our rights are threatened, we must stand with them, not allow ourselves to be bought by such shoddy deals.

If this bill becomes a freedom-strangulating law, without your utmost exertions against it, I will never send any of your network of organizations another dime!  I suspect that many others will decide likewise.  I will use the remaining time on my membership to find another gun owners group -- one that understands that are rights stand or fall together, and that to preserve the God-given constitutional rights of ours we must protect those same rights for all!

Sincerely,
 
The Hermit Crab
 
 
 
I was pleased to receive a quick reply, but not so pleased when I read the response.  It is apparently a form response, and it's obvious that the form letter department at NRA headquarters needs lots of practice or new blood. (Make that brains).  Read this:
 
 
 
> Thank you for contacting NRA-ILA and for providing your comments.
>
> Please take the time to read NRA's Statements on H.R. 5175, The Disclose
> Act
> http://www.nraila.org/keeneresponse/
> http://www.nraila.org/News/Read/NewsReleases.aspx?ID=13920
> http://www.nraila.org/coxresponse/
>
>
> As well as the letter NRA sent to Congress, which should provide you more
> insight. http://www.nra-ila.org/Legislation/Federal/Read.aspx?id=5888.
>
> Again, thank you for your inquiry and please do not hesitate to share any
> of your thoughts or concerns in the future.
>
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Kyle C
>
> NRA-ILA Grassroots Division
 
 
 
This got the Crab's goat (not as difficult as it sounds), and I sent this response:
 
 
 
Dear Kyle,

Thanks for responding, although I dislike the implied insult that I hadn't read the NRA's topkicks' statements before I composed my note.  I also note that you entirely failed to address any of the points I raised.  I note that the date on the NRA's letter to Congress is May 26th, before the ill-judged "carve-out" was negotiated.  We expect the NRA to fight for the rights of all Americans, not to engage in favor-seeking and slick dealing.  If the leaders believe otherwise, then they should step aside for men with iron in their spines, like Ted Nugent and the late Charlton Heston.
 
The Hermit Crab
 
 
 
If you'd like to tell the NRA what you think of their Munich Pact, write them at their contact page.
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My Father's Day Tribute -- I am my Father's Son

I owe so much love and admiration to my father that trying to write the tribute he deserves is an intimidating task.  However, since he's not on the web, he'll never know how short I fell, so here goes...
 
I never refer to my father as a great man.  He would reject the term, and I actually think the word "fine" is more appropriate.  Despite the lack of a positive male role model through most of his childhood (I'd say all, but I wasn't there), my father (hereafter known as "Dad" to save typing) managed to turn himself into a fine husband, a fine father, a fine grandfather, a fine great-grandfather, and pretty much a fine everything else he is or has been.  Father's Day was invented to honor men like Dad.  He is 82 years old now, and convinced he is nearing the end of the trail, which appalls all of those who rely on the old man's sound judgment and good humor.  Like me.
 
Everything I know about being a man I learned from Dad, either directly or indirectly.
 
A man is honest, and my Dad is definitely that.  On my wedding day (I got married at the age of 45), I asked him "Well, Dad, did you ever think you'd see this day?"  His answer?  "No."
 
A man keeps his wedding vows.  My father has never wavered in his devotion to my mother.  The thought is too absurd for consideration.  It isn't just the fact that Mom is completely lovable (which is a fact), but it's also the fact that a vow is an unbreakable promise.  Dad has this old-fashioned idea that a man's word is his bond.  A former employer of mine called for an employment reference said that I am "the most honest man he has met in his entire life".  Well, guess where I learned that from.
 
The lesson I learned most completely from my Dad is that a man needs to know his history.  Most of all, you need to learn the unpleasant bits.  You must never shrink from confronting the truth, whether it is a truth in your own life or a truth in the lives of others.  Consider the Holocaust.  Just shaking your head, saying "Wasn't that horrible?", and going no further is of no use to anyone.  My wife and my friend A are puzzled at my seeming fascination with historic events of such dreadful import.  I try to explain to them that someone had better study these things, because if we don't understand how such things came about before, we can't prevent them from happening again.
 
Dad taught me that a man must never be arrogant about his intelligence.  No-one can know everything, or even one percent of everything.  You must always be open to new ideas and new evidence.  However, your moral principles are another matter.  If you don't have principles you are willing to fight for, than you had better find new ones.  Otherwise, you will not earn the respect of others, nor will you deserve it.
 
My father taught me not to believe everything I saw on the news, read in the paper, or heard on the radio.  Boy, did he have that right.  He taught me to screen my sources, and to hold the dishonest in scant regard.  To this day I cannot tolerate being lied to.  Thanks again, Dad!
 
Dad showed me that is not unmanly for a man to love children, and perhaps especially babies.  This lesson all three of his sons picked up, I'm happy to say.  The devotion of my Dad's grandchildren (and now great-grandchildren) to their Grampa is perhaps one of the best measures of this extraordinary man.
 
My father taught me that a man not only professes his faith, but lives and preserves it.  I forgot this for twenty years after my older brother died, but luckily God is patient, and so is Dad.  The best way I can describe my Dad's Catholic faith is "indestructible".
 
I'm running out of lunch break, so I'll wind up with a lesson that I am grateful for, even though I'll never have the chance to put it into practice.  Dad (and Mom) taught me that a man never strangles his child, even when he deserves it!
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The Scrap Heap

I suppose in a weird way I owe thanks to Attorney General Eric Holder.  Being "only" 50 years old, I figured I had arrived too late to see a blatantly racist Attorney General.
 
 
 
Speaking of racism, one of the reasons given by BO, Speedy Gonzalez Calderon, and others for opposing the Arizona Illegal Immigration Law is that it "might be applied unfairly".  Just as a casual inquiry, may I ask what law cannot be applied unfairly?
 
 
 
 Reading Mark Steyn's latest National Review Online column, I was led to reflect on how the fascination with BO's cool, detached, almost inhuman "Spock-like" demeanor has evaporated.  It's simple to explain, really.  The cool detachment is only partially admirable, and it has to be combined with at least above-average competence, or else you just wind up looking like an arrogant jerk.  BO doesn't seem to
 know this, or much of anything else for that matter.
 
 
 
Did you know that the Islamic terrorist group Hezbollah (we don't cringe from identifying terrorists at the Crab) has a television station?  'Tis true.  It's called Al-Manar (properly pronounced "Owl Manure").
 
Did you know that the state of Georgia has a Cynthia McKinney Highway?  'Tis also true.  I can't imagine why I thought of these two facts together...
 
 
 
 I heard a few clips of BO's Oval Office speech of the week past (I refuse to listen to his repetitive drones, as life is running out on me as it is), and I was taken aback at the incredible statements he made (incredible, in this case, meaning "absolutely not credible").  Our self-infatuated President seems not to have noticed that the media, once so adoring, is beginning to point out the lies in his statements, or some of them, anyway.  I don't think it ever occurs to President Narcissus that someone could ever fall out of love with him.
 
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It's Safe to Support Israel

For a few days, I was just a wee bit worried at what I had heard regarding the Israelis and their clash with that "peace" flotilla crewed by the Kumbaya Krew, armed with pipes, knives, etc.  Don't we all go to dinners, church, and Little League games packing similar items?  I was waiting for a sign that the Israelis were as innocent as I suspected they were.
 
Then it came.  Jimmy Carter declared that the Israelis were wrong and morally culpable for the deadly incident.
 
I breathed easier.  If Dim Jim says the Israelis were wrong, I could sleep soundly in the sure knowledge that they were right.
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Some Good News for BO

President Dithers (who still hasn't sent those 30,000 troops to Afghanistan) must be relieved.  Woody Allen recently said that he thought BO should be given dictatorial powers  "...for a few years because he could do a lot of good things quickly."  Leaving aside the fact that he has had a year-and-a-half to do something good, and we're still waiting, our Juvenile-in-Chief must feel a bit better.  If he loses Woody Allen, he'll have lost incestuous pedaphile America.
 
Democrats can't afford to lose their base, after all.
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Does ObamaLogic Cause Brain Damage, or Require it?

I was listening to a podcast of Accuracy in Media's Take AIM podcast, when I heard one of my favorite climate change debunkers, Christopher Horner, say that BO said that he would bankrupt the coal industry, the electric industry, natural gas, etc., and that taxes on these industries would raise up to $400 billion.  How much tax does a bankrupt industry pay?
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Received from my Comrade -- Border Clarification

My Comrade Mort sent me this some time ago, and it got buried in my LIFO e-mailbox.  If you haven't seen this you should.
 
 
Border Clarification.............................am I right or wrong?

Let me see if I got this right....

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
 
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
 
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:

1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR  LANGUAGE
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION...
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I Hope No-One's Surprised at the Rising Casualties in Afghanistan

As I was reading a Freedom Alliance e-mail about (among other things) the skyrocketing casualty rate in Afghanistan, I remembered something that explains it all.  Didn't the commanders on the ground ask for at least 40,000 more troops, and didn't President Dithers eventually, after months of "consideration", send only 30,000?  It's Vietnam again.  We send too few troops, or we send them under rules of engagement that prevent victory, and then we wonder why casualties increase.  When our leaders can't lead,our soldiers bleed, and that is obscene!

It makes you wish that BO was FDR.  Roosevelt was no worse on domestic policy, but at least he knew how to fight a war.
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My Father, My Most Admired Man (Pt. 1)

With Father’s Day approaching, I thought it was high time I recorded some memories and observations about my own father, who is a picturesque and wholly admirable man. Furthermore, since Dad is 82, I thought I’d better record my memories about my father while I still have both. What follows will be inadequate to convey the virtues and the character of the man, but I hope to give some idea of the reasons why I revere my father above all other men.

(A note to my sister, who may read this someday -- these reminisces are written to the best of my memory, which is certainly no worse than yours.)
 

 

 

My father is a master of the squelch. When my brother John came back from serving in Vietnam in the early 1970s, we found that he had imbibed all of the leftist propaganda of both the communists in that country and the commies and commie-cuddlers in our own. He kept insisting that all of the Vietnamese really had wanted to live under the kindly government of “Uncle” Ho Chi Minh, and that if the Americans would just leave, everything would be just fine. He also saw nothing wrong in Cambodia being ruled by the Khmer Rouge, or Laos by the Pathet Lao. When we tried to argue with him, as virtually all of us did, he would loftily declare that he had been there, and we had not. There was no shifting him.

And then Reader’s Digest published the first excerpts from “The Killing Fields”.

Our family subscribed to Reader’s Digest at the time. John was not living with us then. My father read the excerpts through in his thorough way, and then had all of us who were willing read them, too. Then he very carefully removed the article from the magazine, and mailed it to John. Without comment -- just our return address on the envelope.

John never dared bring up the subject with my father again.
 

 

 

A year or two after my brother John’s death, we were baffled to receive a notice from the New York City Parking Authority, claiming that John had an unpaid parking ticket in their obviously brilliantly-run city. This seemed unlikely, as a) John, as noted previously, was dead, and b) the only time that John was in New York City, he hadn’t had a car. As usual, Dad handled the matter. He put pen to paper, and wrote something like this:

I regret to inform you that my son John no longer resides at this his address. This is his new address:

Holy Sepulchre Cemetery

2461 Lake Av.

Rochester, NY 14615

We never heard from them again…
 

 

 

When I was about 17 years old, my Dad and I went to pick up my brother from his Junior High basketball game. It was December, and it was icy in Rochester that evening. I was walking out in front of my father, when I suddenly saw his shoe between my two feet. Dad had slipped and fallen on the ice. He was helped up by my brother’s coach, Mr. Kinsella, and came up clutching his right wrist. Mr. Kinsella asked my father if he was all right, and offered to drive Dad to the hospital, an offer Dad declined.

(I pause for a humorous note. My brother’s nickname at that time was “Woogie”, and as my father lay on the ground in surprise and pain, he heard a concerned young voice ask “Are you all right, Mr. Woogie?” Dad told us he smiled despite the pain.)

When we got into the car, Dad’s story changed. He told us “I think I broke my wrist.” We rather indignantly asked why he had chosen not to tell Mr. Kinsella that. He told us we were going to the hospital, right after we stopped at Maiden Lanes so that Tom could run into the bowling hall to tell Mom that she would have to find a ride home. Thomas, 12 years old, was appalled at the assignment, but executed as ordered. As Dad started the car, he rolled down his window, letting in the cold air. When I asked about this, he told me that he hoped the cold would keep him from passing out. I prayed he was right, as I had no driver’s license, and no experience driving a car from the passenger seat while I tried to prop up an unconscious parent in the driver’s seat. Thank you, God, he managed to get us to the hospital.

Dad told us later that when the doctor received Dad’s x-rays, he blurted “Oh my God!” The doctor told Dad that in 30 years as a doctor, Dad’s x-ray was the worst he had ever seen. My father asked the doc how much wrist function and range of motion he could expect to recover. He was told that he would perhaps recover 50% of his range of motion. Dad told him that he was a bowler, and the doctor told him that he would never bowl again.

It was the best thing he could have told my father. The very next season, my Dad and Mom bowled with me in my first adult league. Dad won the league’s Most Improved Bowler Award, and then he and I traveled to the State Tournament, where he and I both cashed in both singles and doubles. Great season.

Dad would bowl in leagues for another thirty years.

Strength of will isn’t the only reason my father is my most admired man, but it sure counts. I’ll tell you more about him soon. More people should know about my father.

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A Word of Advice for Talk Show Hosts

I was very annoyed this morning.  I was listening to Laura Ingraham's show while running errands this morning, and Laura had Pat Buchanan on as a guest.  Buchanan was blaming the Israelis for the flotilla incident.  No surprise here -- Pat wandered off into the fever swamps of anti-Semitism years ago, and seems quite happy in Sobran-Reese Land.  However, he said that the flotilla was "unarmed".  This is false, as the evidence of the incident abundantly proves.  However, Laura Ingraham started to point this out, lost her spine, and wound up saying something mushy like "This is a very complicated matter."
 
Actually, no, it isn't.  Note to Laura and to all other talk show hosts -- required courtesy toward your guests does not include allowing them to tell blatant falsehoods.
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The Crab's Eye View on Blanche Lincoln's Primary Win

It's late, but I can type this up really quickly, despite my lack of typing skill.  I think that Blanche Lincoln won her run-off on Tuesday for two reasons. 

One is that Billy Jeff Clinton campaigned for her, and his endorsement still works in Arkansas, especially as memories of his actual conduct in office fades with time.

The second, and in my mind biggest reason for her reversing the momentum and winning the race was the AFL-CIO.  I think she won BECAUSE they opposed her.  I think people are getting sick and tired of unions spending too little time actually representing their dues-paying members, and too much time (and money) meddling in politics. I'm already making my political decisions based largely on union political activity -- if they support Candidate A, I support Candidate B.  It looks like others may be thinking this way, too.
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Suggestion for Radio Talk Show Hosts

In his recent statements, President Alibi Ike  has resumed his annoying habot of whining about all of the problems he "inherited" from President Bush.  Do you think it might dissuade him from the whining if every time he complains about the problems he inherited in the job he ran so hard (and dirty) for, the radio hosts played audio of a squalling baby in the background?
 
Just askin...
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Suggestion Box -- Suggestion for Gov. Jan Brewer and the Good People of Arizona

If so-called "sanctuary city" San Francisco is still enforcing its boycott of Arizona, I suggest that every illegal immigrant convicted under the new Arizona law should be issued a one-way bus ticket to San Francisco, with a ten-year prison sentence waiting for them if they return to Arizona.

Mayor Gavin Newsom of the open sewer by the bay is a famously slow learner, but maybe this would get even his attention.

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